Dreams of the Unsleeping

Damian.
The Dude in the Kitchen. Teaching Dude's to cook to impress chicks.

Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity.

I am hunted by robots, sent from the future to kill me. (I am sure of this.)

goodgamegrumps:

greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

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